Proof of a Benevolent God’s existence

Bluemoon Brewing’s Honeymoon Ale and margaritas

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Does Chuck Norris really hold the keys to the universe?

A wise man once said that, “Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer.  Too bad he’s never cried.  Ever.”  I know its true.  You know it.  The American people know it.  It begs the question however.  Do real men cry.  As I dab my eyes and wipe my dripping snot away I say, “Hell yes they cry!”  What man hasn’t cried after waking up from from a short nap after being hit in the knap sack?  Emotionally speaking, men should cry.  Its a sign of strong mental health.  I think it was General Norman Schwarzkopf who said, “Any man who doesn’t cry scares me a little.”  We have to cry over the right things.  I’m not talking about when the Broncos traded Jay Cutler.  Crying over a death – a loved one, a marriage.  You have to be strong enough TO cry.  But as a man, is it okay to cry over other things?  What about stress?  Work, marriage, kids, finances, Brett Michaels still a pop icon?

Life un-surance

My wife works.  She’s smart and pulls down some decent bucks.  I work too.  I pull down zero bucks.  Because I don’t get paid for my job my life insurance company will not cover me for more than 1/2 of what they will cover my wife for.   Their explanation for this idiocy is they have a formula they use.  A formula?  That’s all they will say about it.  Apparently there is only one LIC that will cover for more than that but of course it costs more.  The disdain and disrespect for the home caregiver by LIC’s really is pathetic.

the best – about being a stay at home dad

My favorite things about being a sah dad is scrubbing the floor behind the toilets and ped egging my bunions.  Actually wresting with my kids, seeing them play nicely together and experiencing each of their unique belly laughs are a few of my favorite things.  What are your “today” favorite things about being a dad?

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